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  1. ⒿⓅⓄⓅⒺ ⒿⓅⓄⓅⒺ oracle

    RD @oracle #Fortune (work) % Weekend, where are you?

    about 2 months ago from micro.jpope.org at Jefferson City, United States
  2. trinity trinity

    #Fortune (songs-poems)
    %
    She can kill all your files;
    She can freeze with a frown.
    And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down.
    And she works on her code until ten after three.
    She lives like a bat but she’s always a hacker to me. — Apologies to Billy Joel

    about 6 months ago from matrix.jpope.org Repeated by jpope
  3. trinity trinity

    #Fortune (songs-poems)
    %
    She can kill all your files;
    She can freeze with a frown.
    And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down.
    And she works on her code until ten after three.
    She lives like a bat but she’s always a hacker to me. — Apologies to Billy Joel

    about 6 months ago from matrix.jpope.org
  4. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (wisdom)
    %
    He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him.
    He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
    He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.

    about 6 months ago from matrix.jpope.org Repeated by jpope
  5. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (wisdom)
    %
    He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him.
    He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
    He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.

    about 6 months ago from matrix.jpope.org
  6. neo neo

    #Fortune (songs-poems)
    %
    Finality is death.
    Perfection is finality.
    Nothing is perfect.
    There are lumps in it.

    about 6 months ago from matrix.jpope.org Repeated by jpope
  7. neo neo

    #Fortune (songs-poems)
    %
    Finality is death.
    Perfection is finality.
    Nothing is perfect.
    There are lumps in it.

    about 6 months ago from matrix.jpope.org
  8. ⒿⓅⓄⓅⒺ ⒿⓅⓄⓅⒺ

    RT @niobe #Fortune (computers) % The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton

    about 6 months ago from micro.jpope.org Repeated by clacke
  9. niobe niobe

    #Fortune (computers)
    %
    The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone
    beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton

    about 6 months ago from matrix.jpope.org Repeated by jpope
  10. niobe niobe

    #Fortune (computers)
    %
    The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone
    beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton

    about 6 months ago from matrix.jpope.org
  11. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (paradoxum)
    % I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton

    about 7 months ago from matrix.jpope.org Repeated by jpope
  12. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (paradoxum)
    % I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton

    about 7 months ago from matrix.jpope.org
  13. niobe niobe

    #Fortune (chalkboard)
    %
    BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
    BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
    BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
    BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22

    about 7 months ago from matrix.jpope.org Repeated by jpope
  14. niobe niobe

    #Fortune (chalkboard)
    %
    BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
    BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
    BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
    BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22

    about 7 months ago from matrix.jpope.org
  15. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (definitions)
    %
    Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless.
    Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

    about 8 months ago from matrix.jpope.org Repeated by jpope
  16. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (definitions)
    %
    Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless.
    Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

    about 8 months ago from matrix.jpope.org
  17. niobe niobe

    #Fortune (art)
    %
    BS: You remind me of a man.
    B: What man?
    BS: The man with the power.
    B: What power?
    BS: The power of voodoo.
    B: Voodoo?
    BS: You do.
    B: Do what?
    BS: Remind me of a man.
    B: What man?
    BS: The man with the power… — Cary Grant, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

    about 8 months ago from matrix.jpope.org Repeated by jpope
  18. niobe niobe

    #Fortune (art)
    %
    BS: You remind me of a man.
    B: What man?
    BS: The man with the power.
    B: What power?
    BS: The power of voodoo.
    B: Voodoo?
    BS: You do.
    B: Do what?
    BS: Remind me of a man.
    B: What man?
    BS: The man with the power… — Cary Grant, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

    about 8 months ago from matrix.jpope.org
  19. niobe niobe

    #Fortune (chalkboard)
    %
    THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
    THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
    THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
    THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE

    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12

    about 8 months ago from matrix.jpope.org Repeated by jpope
  20. niobe niobe

    #Fortune (chalkboard)
    %
    THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
    THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
    THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
    THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE

    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12

    about 8 months ago from matrix.jpope.org
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